Readers' Themes: Windsor's Top 100 Picks

Hey there all you guys and gals. Welcome to the BLOGMEISTER's sock hop! We have put together for your reading and listening pleasure the the greatest selection of hit songs that any Windsor Mayor could ever want for his Theme song.

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You can get a 9 CD collection of all of these songs at a cost of only a 5.9% increase in your 2009 tax bill. And, thanks to the good folks at MPAC, we'll even throw in a bonus CD at an extra 1% tax boost since house prices are falling for most folks, making it 10 CDs in all!

Whew, the list of songs is long even if some of the titles are not too complimentary either. Hey don't blame us if that's the message being delivered in three quarter time.

Thanks for helping out the good folks at Strap-on 800, CKLW, find a new theme for their Eddie Francis interview show. Here are some suggestions received from readers like you so far.

Are you ready to Rock Around the Clock? Ok then. Let's Go To the Hop:

1. The theme song from the old "Francis the talking mule" TV show!
2. I Did It My Way- his philosophy
3. Can't Touch Me- his philosophy again
4. The Funeral March- what we are heading to if he remains
5. Crying- what we are all doing because we can't get rid of him
6. Tell Me Why- the question a lot of us wonder regarding his hatred for the Ambassador Bridge folks
7. Theme song from the movie "Bridge On the River Kwai"- because it was built by hand a lot faster than it took to put the DRIC study together
8. It's my party...and I'll cry if I want too
9. Bye Bye Miss American Pie--- The Tunnel Deal
10. No Sugar Tonight-- When Eddie explains at home the outcome of his misadventures
11. Sittin' By The Dock of the Bay-- When the canals open to the public
12. I Don't Believe in If Anymore-- After the Bridge sues and wins!
13. Imagine-- At the unveiling of the next major redevelopment scheme undertaken with tax dollars
14. Everything I Do, I Do It for You-- At his next election campaign
15. Please Forgive Me-- If and when he gets into a legal logjam over his mayoral actions
16. House of the Rising Sun-- When he loses his last hand on failed projects
17. Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood-- Encore for above!
18. Who'll Stop The Rain-- When the Council makes a clear break to revolt!
19. Who Will Answer?-- When the time to spread the blame comes around.
20. Town Without Pity-- The denouement to all of the above.
21. And should WeACT fail to bring about accountability then the entire Windsor Chorus will be singing 'We Gotta Get Out of This Place
22. Hello Goodbye-- as it could be a short term for Mayor
23. Should I Stay or Should I Go
24. Somebody’s watching me– For the bloggers, citizens & council members who are, if not laughing AT him, are laughing near him…
25. The Joker
26. Eve of Destruction
27. Cruel to be Kind
28. Tunnel of Love – a tip toward Eddie’s mismanagement of Tunnel Commission & the sale fiasco.
29. Bridge over Troubled Waters
30. I am a Camera – a tribute to all the in camera meetings
31. Theme from Matlock or Perry Mason – for all the money paid frivolously to lawyers
32. Theme from Six Million Dollar Man – a tribute to David Estrin and the legal fees paid to Gowling for… well what?
33. Hit the Road Jack – ‘ nuf said
34. Come Fly with Me – in tribute to Eddie’s employment scheme of long distance commuters
35. Still Crazy, after all these years – despite the grand plans, no results
36. We’re off to see the Wizard – Just don’t look behind the curtain, as there is a diminutive man, not a wizard
37. Legend of a Mind – Tune in, turn on and drop out
38. Time for me to Fly
39. Slowride
40. One Tin Soldier
41. New Day
42. That's Just The Way it is
43. Glory Days
44. No Surrender
45. Can't Touch that
46. The River
47. Tunnel of Love
48. Theme from Alfie ("what's it all about, Alfie?...")
49. Don't Come around Here No More
50. (Party like it's) 1999
51. Sharp Dressed Man
52. Walk this Way
53. The Future's so Bright, I have to Wear Shades
54. Halleluiah
55. Everybody Knows
56. Detroit City
57. Playground in my Mind
58. Two Tickets to Paradise
59. Respect (Martha Reeves & the Vandellas - with Martha on Detroit council...)
60. Theme from "Get Smart"
61. Things can only get better
62. Saturday Night's Alright (for Fighting)
63. Secret Agent Man
64. Proud Mary (Ike & Tina Turner ) "Left a good job in the city... Rollin'on the River"
65. (I'm a) Soul Man
66. Here comes the Sun
67. I can see clearly now the rain is gone
68. Listen to what the Man said
69. Chaos & Creation
70. Time wont let me
71. Stayin' Alive
72. Straighten up & Fly Right
73. Border Song
74. Gonna Wash that Man right outta my Hair
75. Fight for Your Right to Party
76. Whistle a happy tune
77. What a fool believes
78. No One is to Blame
79. Do you really want to hurt me?
80. Hold the Line
81. All Right Now
82. Honesty
83. I Just Wanna Stop
84. Come on, get happy
85. Happy Together
86. Eve of Destruction
87. I’d Love you to want me
88. With a Little Help from my Friends
89. Stuck in the Middle with You
90. One
91. Tell Me Something Good
92. Somebody’s watching me
93. The Waiting
94. The Long and Winding Road
95. Words into Action
96. Would I lie to you
97. Everbody Wants to Rule the World
98. If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
99. You keep me hanging on
100. No reply at all

If you have any other suggestions, keep them coming!